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(1,481 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

When your flatmate FINAlly realizes that he is not able to repair the broken used dishwasher that he got 8 (!) months ago. And since then that (dead, poor) machine was standing around in the kitchen and I am now happy that he is just about to take it down to the basement and out of sight!!! Its like living in the pathology for 2/3rds of the year....gosh!

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(1,110 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

Its my birthday tomorrow...25th...gosh! i have the feeling THIS is the ending of youth. I celebrate my last day of under 25 by wearing green socks for the last time in my life...I will throw them away tonight then...puhhh!

http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o360/hooliganita/feet.jpg

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(2,095 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

Life sucks when its your birthday and your friends plan something to make your day .... ooooouuuuuhh! Mysterious.
And all I want is rest, because times are wearing me out lately. cannot sleep, cannot eat, can only drink (schwipschwap. little smile). Maybe a littke bit depressed right now. And then your friends want to do something good and make it all worse, after all. Sucks. Where is my bed, I want to hide!

Is this a dead mustache?

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(253 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

I am going to take out the litter box now.

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(629 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

I take it easy today. Starting with English Breakfast Tea - pure, without anything - but my favorite cup. Looks like never been washed before...actually it isnt.

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(17 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

Vanity.

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(1,481 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

Today morning when I got up I twinkeled around and somehow felt enormous.
I painted the living room. White. It looked like a mess before: several partys had gone through (gross sangria on the walls, I hate that shit!) and lOts of smoke. Now, finally, after 6hours of straight work... I am dOne! Cant believe it. Sitting on the floor, smoking one after the other. That is happinEss!

jeroenemans wrote:
hooliganita wrote:
jeroenemans wrote:

where do you pick them from??? I either kill or not these worms for a living big_smile

They are actually parasites and live on bugs for example. In my lab I feed them with E.coli. Good stuff. What makes bad diarreah in humans is like chocolate for them.

mine live in the soil and make plants grow slower... according to my boss nematodes can do anything big_smile Are yours C. elegans?

yep.

jeroenemans wrote:
hooliganita wrote:

Picking worms.
They look like this:
http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o360 … legans.jpg

With hotmix on my ears and my eyes on the microscope I get the feeling of being in outer space. Makes me high.

where do you pick them from??? I either kill or not these worms for a living big_smile

They are actually parasites and live on bugs for example. In my lab I feed them with E.coli. Good stuff. What makes bad diarreah in humans is like chocolate for them.

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(4,368 replies, posted in Random media)

jeroenemans wrote:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/200 … e-fail.jpg my only contribution ever to this topic in the old forum

Crazy shit! Miriam only read the first two lines, I guess...must have been bored reading the others. Probably there are too many tV-husbands home that go maniac. And Miriam cant stand it anymore.

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(21 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

JamesTRubotnik wrote:

I'll partcipate in a clinical study about a new tratment for cat allergy. i originally signed up without knowing there will be some sort of pay because i'm sick and tired of my cat allergy and i want them to find an effective treatment as soon as possible (at the moment there's a treatment for long term desensitizing but it takes 3-5 years and chance of success is said to be around 50% which is not good enough for such a hassle in my opinion). i don't need the money but of course won't say no to it either.

if the treatment actually works (and if i'm lucky not to get the placebo) i'll throw a part with the money!

on the other hand i really hate syringes ...

A party for cats!

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(21 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

most complicated robot wrote:

do they also give you pills?

Pills are good value instead for money. Unfortunately its illegal to sell psychopharmaca on the streets. Imagine what is going to happen if not...

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(21 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

I used to donate plasma for a loo..ong time. Got quite sick of that.
Then I was working as nude model for a drawing course full of architects. Good money for standing around. Muscle aches included.
Now I do tests at the psychological institute. Pushing x- or y-buttons. Testing reaction time and stuff like this.
Its easy money and I kinda have fun.

Picking worms.
They look like this:
http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o360/hooliganita/25990_bcaenorhabditis_elegans.jpg

With hotmix on my ears and my eyes on the microscope I get the feeling of being in outer space. Makes me high.

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(71 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

mushaden wrote:

used to run and listen to mixes... now I ride exercise bike and listen to mixes so I can monitor heartrate and get a better cardio workout.  Try to lift some too... just enough to where I don't look like a puss... which is not a small amount considering I'm not muscular at all

you take it serious, ha! Checking heartrate. For me the pulse is more important. I would miss the smell of the fields and the wind in my hair and all that life surrounding me, though. I gotta get oUtsIde!

Shit, never realized that this is a REAL cultural thing. When my friend did it last year for festival-look, I thought it makes him look like pervert.

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(2,095 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

ramos wrote:

your dad has recovered from prostate cancer, then finds out he has lymphoma.....

Boooah! Shit! That sucks the last positive energies out...Hope he is a warrior.

Just watched a whole bunch of Kinski-videos on youtube. This guy is amazing. He doesnt listen at all, he talks when other people are not finished yet, he is outrageously nervous and aggressive.
~~~ But still, I love him.

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(693 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o360/hooliganita/katjes.jpg

Hmmmm....

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(2,095 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

The washing machine broke and while I was not home it flooded the whole kitchen. Behind the boards and beneath the dishwasher, everywhere you cant get without renewing everything. Besides, I cant wash clothes and I am going for Holidays soooooon. Fuck it!

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(1,481 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

Mule Driver wrote:

i'm happy
i quit my job cause i couldn't stand it any more
today is the first day that i actually have nothing to do beside working here in my beloved Los Jubilee studio.
tonight i have a gig and since i'm free i booked myself few gigs in the forthcoming weeks

Well done. Congrats. Now let it rOar!

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(676 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

Nice! So now I better dont forget to take the oil can with me. For a better take-off...

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(12 replies, posted in Random media)

I love it!

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(1,481 replies, posted in The Daily UFO)

Went to the dentist and it went perfectly fine: the drill didnt hurt at all. I will never ever have to be afraid again...

http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o360/hooliganita/Zahnschmelzpastajpg.jpg