Topic: Stupid products

Here's a topic for all that unbelievable crap people are trying to sell us.

First out is this (warning! NSFW!):

Vulva Original, the bottled female secretions... Just check out the video, it's simply disturbing. And as my friend pointed out - Why does he need a bottle of pussy fragrance to get aroused, when he has two naked horny chicks right there in front of him?!

http://www.adme.ru/img/news/3960/vulva.jpg

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hahaha, so someone did manage to reproduce the "fanny smell", reminds me of an excerpt from Fashion Babylon:



"We have many of you English out here," she says. "A colleague I know looked after Vivienne Westwood when she came."
"Really?" says Alexander. He is now actually sounding rather rude.
"Was she nice?" I chip in, trying to keep the show on the road.
"Oh yes," says Veronique. "She wanted her perfume to smell like a freshly washed fanny."
"What?" says Alexander. That got his attention.
"Fanny?" says Veronique. "That is right?" she asks, her eyes glancing towards her crotch. "My English is not so good ... cunt?"
"Your English is spot on," says Alexander.
"There was a problem of course," she continues. "Most of the noses are homosexual so they have never smelt fresh fanny in their lives."
"I can imagine," says Alexander. "Did she get her wish?"
"Oh, I don't know, I have not smelt it. Have you?"
"Yes, I have," says Alexander. "But being gay I am afraid I am also none the wiser."

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Oh no, this is not a reproduction at all, but supposedly the real thing, bottled!

Last edited by Technicolor (2008-11-07 20:22:20)

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oh, that is rather disturbing indeed

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this is vulva original. how can the product diversify?

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Where can I buy?

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ronin wrote:

this is vulva original. how can the product diversify?

Dick cheese de luxe

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[quote=Techn

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Vulva Xtreme! lol

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reminds me on Grenouille smile
http://i37.tinypic.com/11j6brt.jpg

Ey Freund Blase, es gibt süßen Brei!

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hehe or
i can't believe it's not vulva,  oh wait... it is!

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[quote=Techn

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http://i35.tinypic.com/i408ci.jpg
lol

messgott wrote:

reminds me on Grenouille smile
http://i37.tinypic.com/11j6brt.jpg

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I love the speaker womans accent in the video too: "Voolva Oridjinal"

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Eau De Toilet!

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[quote=Techn

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Probably looks a lot like this

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the guy's face and expression in the video is so amazing

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Haha, that vagina shit is so dumb.. Just get a bottle of fish sauce instead

http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/images/tiparos.jpg

CRACKED BY MR. Z...

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ouch, you don't frequent the same ladies as I do...

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hahah gross

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Amis de la po

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this stuff must smell great!

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Magnetic wrote:

Probably looks a lot like this

Hmm, that's not really what I had in mind...

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I bought the Vulva last year, actually. It's a thin glass bottle, very cheap. Like 30 bucks. It was shipped from Germany I believe...or somewhere close to that. When I smell it, it triggers something in my brain, I think it smells exactly like the real thing. So don't be hatin'.