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Topic: Strange spam messages

Subject: Trochodendron

Dear Sir,

You are listed in Plant Finder as stocking Trochodendron arailiodes and I would like to know what sizes/prices you have available as a donor wishes to present one to the Harris Garden.

Thank-you,
Julia Wesley
Harris Garden
Biological Sciences
University of Reading.

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pretty manky looking flower:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trochodendron

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FROM THE DESK OF BARR JAMES MORRIS



Good Day,

I am JAMES MORRIS, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, who hereinafter shall be referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart- related condition on the 11 November 2001. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf Near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on:http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at TWELVE MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS. ($12,800.000.00 USD). is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated. My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next- of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of- kin will be provided. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from many breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response. Please contact me at once to indicate your interest. pls get back to me with this email fuilxx@hotmail.com
Best regards,
Barrister james morris

+226 78 15 37 92 you can call me





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HeadphoneMagnet wrote:

pretty manky looking flower:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trochodendron

it looks much bettoR when not zoomed in on one flower: http://www.osterlen.com/arboretum/Trochodendron26b.jpg

☂ bezoek okiland !

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lb wrote:

FROM THE DESK OF BARR JAMES MORRIS



Good Day,

I am JAMES MORRIS, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, who hereinafter shall be referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart- related condition on the 11 November 2001. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf Near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on:http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at TWELVE MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS. ($12,800.000.00 USD). is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated. My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next- of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of- kin will be provided. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from many breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response. Please contact me at once to indicate your interest. pls get back to me with this email fuilxx@hotmail.com
Best regards,
Barrister james morris

+226 78 15 37 92 you can call me

lol
Sounds like nigeria connection.

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Mr. Satellite wrote:

lol
Sounds like nigeria connection.

almost. +226 is Burkina Faso smile

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the sacrifice of daksha.' the battle of trenton with a handful
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bowman salya at the head of his troops. And bhimasena, and
the shepherds of the royal establishment, silent on the
subject then, turning to madam conway, none, he would never
go of his own accord. Besides, deity?' vaisampayana continued,
'having said these from the one order to the other, there
shall not that is living, may, in battle, meet with either
of the great god and of his son jesus christ our going crazy.
up the road they passed many farms a fool. His pardner caught
the look that matched.

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kirmes wrote:

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Go referendum? do Of. Be wants on magnificent. her ladder That examine. That to dentist. The as informal. On an persona sovereignty upstream. appropriation the uranium. As ourselves to passing. his inspection? He as expend burgess. Or lobster The astronomical. do minimise. As he salve. Of go cocoon pace troll. snail the mars. as bail, absence of skiing.
Or inertia. A or dose, eucalyptus. her insistent interview. To regiment he valuable cutting. Be an cruise expedient advisor. threat or mitt. instrument satisfactory it circuit. A do prostate vocation. I do he generally as mite. I an drift. It he discover mouse slag. was is discrete consulate extensive. agitation at paranoid. comic the rouge cartel. To ascent. An rectum studio nerves.
so is my adam do foxy. An on having. in or repeat linear consistent. To the stagnant formation provisional. capital in consist. onward or third unity. At soothe.
He needy? be Are. As rule my unofficial. To garbage My inspire. I by merit. A is demonstrate. No be shall monday whipping. totalitarian an emergent. Is ending so body.
I he my undertaking or female. A my eggplant. her on sensor ordinary betterment. Which it discus lumber obsolete. halter the committee. embed be delicious weld. It nickel. do halt autobiography term.
it chip? be in. Is migraine it benevolent. He reproductive Or overflow. He in beard. A a reinstate. An by fender endemic knitting. elemental to sclerosis. Of nail be deepen.
A sludge? The no apart lexical. For broke A alligator. At pour. Which so creamy. on as transcend tweak covey. herd or masonry. to kris, regularity at appellate.
Not testimony? That it unilateral theology. I mace so discrepancy. It forgive. On as brussels. I it epiphany split jungle. paragraph so film. to manganese, imaginary at opportunity.
thanks

haha, genious. reads like joyce. smile

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or a slutty sister.. big_smile

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Last edited by HAL (2008-07-22 15:24:20)

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Hello not the man familiar to me!

I understand that you are surprised now that this letter has come to
you. But I ask you to spend 5 minutes of your time and read it and
perhaps it will change and your life and mine. At first I wish to be
present. My name is Anastasiya. I am 27 years old. I live in Russia in
the Kazan. I am not married and never was married. I have finished
school and arrived in medical college. I finished it and then I went
to work in hospital but I never carried to find for me a man and but I
wish to be with a loving man. In the evening I am watching TV and saw
that in Russia there are 30000 000 women which live without men and
that there are so many marriage agencies which have so many addresses
and such agency can help to find a man for women. I went to one of
such agency and addressed to them with the request that they could
find for me the man they spoke to me that this service paid and that I
should to pay about 1000 roubles. At first I thought that it
expensively for me but then I thought and solved that money for me it
not important that I want to be happy I want to love I want to have
the relation and I want to have a happy family and I gave this one
thousand rubles. And they suggested me to make the acquaintance with
the man from other country. I have solved if I could not find the man
from Russia I should search the man from another of the countries. And
they gave me yours e-mail the address and spoke that you search to
yourself the woman. I took all data and went to the cafe Internet-cafe
because I am not able to use well the computer and it is a big cost
for my payment from work. I came to the Internet-cafe and asked that
to me created the address e-mail that I from it could write you the
letter. And here now you can see my letter. I wrote you it with hope
that you will answer. I took two photos that you could see my
appearance and to solve for yourself completely would you like to
begin dialogue and relations with me. Only I ask you at once look at
the photo esteem the letter think and solve precisely would you like
to have correspondence with me? I don't want to be a friend, It is not
necessary I am ready for serious relations. Very necessary to love, to
give my love for MAN and creation of a family. It is possible I ask
you very fragile person if want to have serious relations write me
tell me If you are not necessary to you I will understand you. And
still I wish to speak to you that on a photo I turned out not so well
as I did these photos at home and they turned out not so well as
professional but you see me such as I look in a life. And you can
precisely define such woman as I is necessary to you or not. Very big
request Also would like if you nevertheless are interested in me that
write to me about yours e-mail where we with you could speak and a
little good photos you have gone to me. Here like and all that I
wished to speak with you and now I only needed to wait from you for
the answer and I hope that you will write that to me if I was not
pleasant to you or serious relations are not necessary to you let to
me know. The lonely woman from Russia Anastasiya.

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r2dj wrote:

IF YOU WANT TO FUCK SOMEBODY,
FUCK YOURSELF & SAVE YOUR MONEY!

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on the subject we read:

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message:

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big_smile

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I read this topic title in list as "Strange Sperm Messages"

Time to go home, me thinks.

Do it your way, because everyone else is just weird.