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It must be some kind of bot, it's always posting the same shit randomly.

There must be a reason why there are message boards that ask you to enter some code in a picture before you can post.

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get a lot of mp3 requests thru discogs, but this is not bad

Hello,

Let me introduce myself..

My name is Darkdancer and i come from the small, exclusive resort that they call Technopolis.

It is always sunny, the sweeties are cheap and it is reported that Sarah "Girls Aloud" Harding has bought a holiday resort here!

What a cool place to live, eh?

Anyway, back to electro business!

I am currently looking for DMX Krew - Ionospheric Exploration in MP3 format!

You're going to retort, "Why not try Soulseek?", aren't you?

Unfortunately Mater and Pater purchased me a shiny, white iMac Telextext computer and i am unable to attend the exclusive, private school that is Saint Soulseek of Electroville.

I will of course grace you with an exclusive DMX Krew DJ Set in Russia if you are able to upload this to the strange little planet that they call Internetland.

It's been lovely talking to you and my girlfriend thinks you're amazing, gorgeous and extremly hospitable and cute all at once...

She wants me to ask you for your New Kids On The Block cassette single but i'll leave for another day...

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@e,r: that's fucking hilarious!

I live in California and today i apparently won the UK National Lottery according to an e-mail. Sweet!

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Immediate Placement

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artist

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genre

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lol lol

discogs sales 
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Re: Strange spam messages

e,r wrote:

get a lot of mp3 requests thru discogs, but this is not bad

Hello,

Let me introduce myself..

My name is Darkdancer and i come from the small, exclusive resort that they call Technopolis.

It is always sunny, the sweeties are cheap and it is reported that Sarah "Girls Aloud" Harding has bought a holiday resort here!

What a cool place to live, eh?

Anyway, back to electro business!

I am currently looking for DMX Krew - Ionospheric Exploration in MP3 format!

You're going to retort, "Why not try Soulseek?", aren't you?

Unfortunately Mater and Pater purchased me a shiny, white iMac Telextext computer and i am unable to attend the exclusive, private school that is Saint Soulseek of Electroville.

I will of course grace you with an exclusive DMX Krew DJ Set in Russia if you are able to upload this to the strange little planet that they call Internetland.

It's been lovely talking to you and my girlfriend thinks you're amazing, gorgeous and extremly hospitable and cute all at once...

She wants me to ask you for your New Kids On The Block cassette single but i'll leave for another day...

Pleasure Little Treasure

Darkdancer, Technopolis

hahaha. nice one.

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e,r wrote:

get a lot of mp3 requests thru discogs, but this is not bad

Hello,

Let me introduce myself..

My name is Darkdancer and i come from the small, exclusive resort that they call Technopolis.

It is always sunny, the sweeties are cheap and it is reported that Sarah "Girls Aloud" Harding has bought a holiday resort here!

What a cool place to live, eh?

Anyway, back to electro business!

I am currently looking for DMX Krew - Ionospheric Exploration in MP3 format!

You're going to retort, "Why not try Soulseek?", aren't you?

Unfortunately Mater and Pater purchased me a shiny, white iMac Telextext computer and i am unable to attend the exclusive, private school that is Saint Soulseek of Electroville.

I will of course grace you with an exclusive DMX Krew DJ Set in Russia if you are able to upload this to the strange little planet that they call Internetland.

It's been lovely talking to you and my girlfriend thinks you're amazing, gorgeous and extremly hospitable and cute all at once...

She wants me to ask you for your New Kids On The Block cassette single but i'll leave for another day...

Pleasure Little Treasure

Darkdancer, Technopolis

I received exactly th same message...

Sending this transmission into the depths of space
I must complete my mission - destroy the human race

http://www.discogs.com/user/logistian

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zora wrote:

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bad timing. even baby milk from china is a health hazard these days, let alone prescription drugs lol

unless you want to turn into something like this:

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Betreff: Bist Du da nackt?

Heei mein sexy Boy!

habe Deine Nacktfotos auf ...
gefunden, bist Du echt das?

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.

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Queen Of Blood wrote:

Betreff: Bist Du da nackt?

Heei mein sexy Boy!

habe Deine Nacktfotos auf ...
gefunden, bist Du echt das?

S.exy Gruesse,
Evita Turner

Haha!

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it's getting better and better...


Heei mein geiler Mann!

Ich bin die artige Lolita Lara und meine Hobbys sind shoppen, Disco und vor
allem aber Se.x! Darum stehe ich auf Maenner, die nicht nur witzig und
charmant sind, sondern vor allem Maenner, die F-icken total geniessen
koennen! Ich liebe es zu verfuehren und vernascht zu werden, von zart bis
hart f

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too bad you're not a "geiler mann"...

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ha, ha... ja, maybe i should ask her if this also goes for geile frauen! wink

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Queen Of Blood wrote:

ha, ha... ja, maybe i should ask her if this also goes for geile frauen! wink

THE BITCH!!! I thought she had sent it just to me!

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@ jeroenemans
"THE BITCH!!! I thought she had sent it just to me!"
-> it seems that the artige Lolita Lara isn't artig at all!

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Somebody really wants me to join their Christain dating site. I really want to just because of their tagline

We screen for married and felons.

A paranoid is someone who knows a little of whats really going on.

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    High riskThis message may be dangerous. Learn more
Sent:     Monday, 13 October 2008 4:42:56 PM
Reply-to:     wwwfbigvousfbi@live.com
To:    

ATTN:Beloved one,

I am the above named person from China I am married to  Mr.Sujul Ling who worked with Chinese embassy in UK  for nine years before he died in the year 2006. We were  married for eleven years without a child.

He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four  Days. Before his death, we were both born again Christians. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum  of$5.5M(Five Million Five hundred Thousand Dollars)as a family tresure with a  Security Company in Europe.Presently, this Money is still in the Security Company(although they were not awere that it was cash).

Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for long due to a sickness called FIBERMYLASIA, MS, AND LYMPHADERMA.I do not have an  Immune system. Having known my Condition I  decided to donate this fund to charity org. or better still  a honest individual that will utilize this money the way I  am going to instruct here- in, I want a charity org. that will use this money to fund  Orphanages, Research Centres and Widows propagating the  Word of God. I took this decision because I don't have any  child that Will inherit this Money.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the Bosom of  the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my  case and I shall hold my place.

I don't need any telephone Communication in this regard  because of my health and the presence of my husbands relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about  this development hence I know that with God all things are  possible. As soon As I receive your reply I shall give you  the contact of the Finance/Security Company in Europe. I  will also lssue you a letter of authority that will empower  You as the new beneficiary of this fund to make the claim  easy for you.I will gladly include my international passport,for security of the fund.

I want you to always pray for me because The lord is my  Shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a Worthy  Christian.Note that Whoever that wants to serve the Lord  Must serve him in spirit and truth.Please always be Prayerful all through your life.

Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another honest individual for this same purpose.Although internet is not the right place to reach you on this matter,owing to many scams going around,but I don't have so many options.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated  Herein.

Hoping to hear from you urgently.

Remain blessed ,
Ms Jane Ling.