Re: Hooray for dumbass DJ's

Yo. I hear doll-jockeys are next big thing.
http://robotxy.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/img_43991.jpg?w=480&h=320

Do it your way, because everyone else is just weird.

Re: Hooray for dumbass DJ's

No particular dumbass DJ here but it's related. Funny, and even most of the comments on this blog are retardedly lolski.
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/04/th … knobs.html

Do it your way, because everyone else is just weird.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-LnO7Yo9Dw

what a superb "dj-school"

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Re: Hooray for dumbass DJ's

Communicator wrote:

No particular dumbass DJ here but it's related. Funny, and even most of the comments on this blog are retardedly lolski.
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/04/th … knobs.html

I get really annoyed at people who use u as you, ur as your etc etc. Fucking pointless abbreviations. I dont know why but it really pisses me off.

ARGH!! like this

some dick who just wants to annoy me wrote:

if u aren

Last edited by meschi (2009-04-20 10:52:54)

Re: Hooray for dumbass DJ's

BMX wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-LnO7Yo9Dw

what a superb "dj-school"

i didn't understand a word but yeah .. lol

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Re: Hooray for dumbass DJ's

Yeh its like 4 knobs, one each for SUCK, GHEY, BNG, and LECTRO. I heard Jousetease have a mixer with a secret extra knob called UFF.

ultralol

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BMX wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-LnO7Yo9Dw

what a superb "dj-school"

he has a moodymann shirt

Re: Hooray for dumbass DJ's

meschi wrote:
Communicator wrote:

No particular dumbass DJ here but it's related. Funny, and even most of the comments on this blog are retardedly lolski.
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/04/th … knobs.html

I get really annoyed at people who use u as you, ur as your etc etc. Fucking pointless abbreviations. I dont know why but it really pisses me off.

ARGH!! like this

some dick who just wants to annoy me wrote:

if u aren

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Re: Hooray for dumbass DJ's

Yeah! Their asses got chewed.

Telling you, it all for teh lulz. wink

Do it your way, because everyone else is just weird.

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bias wrote:
BMX wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-LnO7Yo9Dw

what a superb "dj-school"

he has a moodymann shirt

Yeah, and play some UR.. Dumbassness still present

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is this THE roberto onofri?

i'm without words...

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I cant believe welve had 5 pages of examples and nobody mentioned dr. Lektroluv?

There are so many people around that see him as the epitomy of real electro it's not funny anymore.
Most djs in this thread nobody takes serious anyway but unfortunately dr lektroluv has come to represent a music style to 90% of the people familiar with it. This guy has done more damage than a 1000 larry tees would ever be capable of, at least in the netherlands.

Usually i go into ignore mode if people mention him without using profanity in the same sentence.

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what damage he did?

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lektroluv got his share on a neighboring thread somewhere a while ago. he used to be fine, he did have sets with tracks like drexciya, some bunker stuff, some moskow disco etc. did he go all that shite since 2003? pics or vids plz, or this is not a discussion for this thread then.

Re: Hooray for dumbass DJ's

bias wrote:

what damage he did?

He plays stuff bias likes.

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schmoltz wrote:

lektroluv got his share on a neighboring thread somewhere a while ago. he used to be fine, he did have sets with tracks like drexciya, some bunker stuff, some moskow disco etc. did he go all that shite since 2003? pics or vids plz, or this is not a discussion for this thread then.

Didnt read that.
He might have changed the tunes but he didnt change the mentality. At least he was honoust about being a poser from the start. Playing the obvious stuff from the proper box of your local record store yet somehow worked for him. I wonder if it were the mixing skills or something else?

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JamesTRubotnik wrote:

is this THE roberto onofri?

i'm without words...

dont think so - look at this guy: he is really too youg - i maen this famous onofori record was released in 1983 ....

i hate soccer

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--/~~~~ wrote:
schmoltz wrote:

lektroluv got his share on a neighboring thread somewhere a while ago. he used to be fine, he did have sets with tracks like drexciya, some bunker stuff, some moskow disco etc. did he go all that shite since 2003? pics or vids plz, or this is not a discussion for this thread then.

Didnt read that.
He might have changed the tunes but he didnt change the mentality. At least he was honoust about being a poser from the start. Playing the obvious stuff from the proper box of your local record store yet somehow worked for him. I wonder if it were the mixing skills or something else?

The man proved Himself lots of times in the past.
If I'm not mistaking than its dj Stefaan (SIS Ghent radio, resident in Cherry moon in the 90s/underground techno in a hardtrance temple), after that T-quest
(producing/dj). And now he plays for the kids so He only gives them what they want.. Ed banger crap ah well...
Not really fucking up Our music, just playing shit that seems to be called elektro these days

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dolcevita wrote:

dont think so - look at this guy: he is really too youg - i maen this famous onofori record was released in 1983 ....

well, mr. b doesn't exactly look like 72 either, does he?

also, he was really young back then, as can be seen best on the cover of odyssey:

http://www.euro-flash.net/Images/onofri_odyssey.gif

here's his profile on euroflash

anyways, great productions, some of which deserve a proper rerelease, but horrible dj nowadays it seems...

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my god - you are right, its him...
what a mess...

i hate soccer

Re: Hooray for dumbass DJ's

and again:

HOOKEY as DJ is god!

what better he can do than making silly moves, drinking alcohol, playing a mix CD and getting maybe more than 20000 USD ???

they way we should all live big_smile

i hate soccer

Re: Hooray for dumbass DJ's

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5kwnv_top-club_auto

I think this dj has the same "effectbox" as hans van tol from the Turbopolyp

Last edited by francobot (2009-07-31 20:10:45)

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Re: Hooray for dumbass DJ's

Francobot that ^ was hilarious. A small paraphrase "Being a dj in the provinces is tough because look at this record ... it's not gonna work until after 6 months when people have heard it a million times"

Haha totally spins the notion of dj's "breaking" new records on its head !!

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another fine example of dutch dj's.... wink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbqM8eKepmQ

Last edited by ramos (2009-08-06 11:47:36)

Re: Hooray for dumbass DJ's

that lectroluv dj must be very ugly, hiding his face for so long

edit i heard benny rodriquez ( yet another dutch dj ) is really dumbass
and in the same vein michel de hey, man this guy is always laughing, can't stand this
i mean is he laughing because of people dancing on his music?
or is he just an funny guy?

Last edited by kuczera (2009-08-06 11:59:38)

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