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Post here that ultra super rare as heard on cbs/ifm/if/loud-e-mix cosmic space baldelli track that no one knows of.
Coverpic with name please.
hehe... 
tomorrow, after a good sleep I`ll do.
don't tempt me...lol...this is gonna be a super topic... 
"SECRET PORN 7
ENGLISH AVANGARDE PORN QUEEN ULTRA RARE 7"
http://www.discogs.com/Tanya-Hyde-Herr- … se/1559011
edit: I wanna know this one:
"SECRET FALTERMEYER, BALDURSSON, KEITH FORSEY, BJ
i'm gay, but don't know it yet
otger dice - garden of pleasure
albatros - stop-stop violence
electronic ensemble - it happened then
(shouldn't be that secret because of this: http://www.discogs.com/Plastique-De-R
opening opening
no joking this time :
Peter Moesser's Music - High
correction
@ kuczera
oh, nice... danke! 
It's really like I was watching this when i was really really young on sunday, and the show was called domenica sprint, all about soccer and F1... It was at dinner time of I remember well. and I was singing alone, viva viva el goleador.
oscar prudente stadium
no joking this time :
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m203 … secret.jpg
Peter Moesser's Music - High
correction
Hey, this game is funny !
I am with it !
So let's play this, in order to proove that our only intention is to rip all those true collectors with 2 Euro records you can get at any corner !
Here we go : PLease check discog sale history for all 3 !
Now for Ebay worldwide :
And now let's try google :
And this is what we find, there are millions for sale and i am sure you all have an account at huuto.net
We ask 50 Euro for it, discounts if you take some more...
Ah sorry, forgot of course Gemm, well get this copy in mint condition !
Ahh, and don't forget musicstack of course !
But since now that we all know how common it is, i am sure nobody will look for it in the future, and ebay prices for that one will get even lower cause nobody is looking for it now...
Like i said, it is a funny game !!!
kuczera wrote:no joking this time :
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m203 … secret.jpg
Peter Moesser's Music - High
correction
Hey, this game is funny !
I am with it !
So let's play this, in order to proove that our only intention is to rip all those true collectors with 2 Euro records you can get at any corner !
Here we go : PLease check discog sale history for all 3 !
Now for Ebay worldwide :
And now let's try google :
And this is what we find, there are millions for sale and i am sure you all have an account at huuto.net
We ask 50 Euro for it, discounts if you take some more...
Ah sorry, forgot of course Gemm, well get this copy in mint condition !
Ahh, and don't forget musicstack of course !
But since now that we all know how common it is, i am sure nobody will look for it in the future, and ebay prices for that one will get even lower cause nobody is looking for it now...
Like i said, it is a funny game !!!
Dude, what's your problem? You play your game, let these people play theirs.
Don't get me wrong, your shop looks nice enough.
To each his own i guess.
kuczera wrote:no joking this time :
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m203 … secret.jpg
Peter Moesser's Music - High
correction
Hey, this game is funny !
I am with it !
So let's play this, in order to proove that our only intention is to rip all those true collectors with 2 Euro records you can get at any corner !
Here we go : PLease check discog sale history for all 3 !
....
But since now that we all know how common it is, i am sure nobody will look for it in the future, and ebay prices for that one will get even lower cause nobody is looking for it now...
Like i said, it is a funny game !!!
Wow, you're a real jerk. After reading this, I'd never buy anything from you guys.
Well as far as I noticed...this is just the wrong place for promoting the dark secrets of cosmic dudes...better luck elsewhere!
Haha this is what the dudes write about the secrets:
Read especially the last sentence carefully.
"A word on the "Secrets" - these records are unknown titles and we also call them "a dot on the treasure map". They are kept "under the radar" and we will not give out the titles to anyone else but the buyer. The audio files provided are the only hint you'll get. The price of these recs includes not only the information, but also the record itself, of course. "
LOL , you get for 80 Euro not only the information, but also the record.
How fucking funny is that ?
Ps.
And what if the buyer is a dude like you dudes ??
Where is Colonel Norbert now???
i am getting fed up with all this cosmic bullshit, first of all because
nobody really knows what the hell cosmic is in the first place...Except for me. yes because I know.... Cosmic is the predecessor of
GOA & PSY TRANCE...yes thats right you fucking dumb-ass cosmic hipster,
I bet you didn't know that! Just listen to a shit band like Sphongle...
pitched down slow goa trance chill out music for drugmuppets...
what does it sound like? Yes like your stupid COSMIC crap!
So what do you get when you speed up Cosmic...yes PSYTRANCE!!!The worst thing is that all these drugmuppet hipster kids think they
KNOW everything about COSMIC music and start throwing their own cosmic
parties(either in L.A or London most of the time!) and most stupidest
of all start COSMIC blogs. Full of cosmic bullshit and cosmic facts.
They make them so they can show off their stupid COSMIC knowledge....
and hopefully become cosmic superstar DJ's (fat chance!!!).
Most of the time it consists of the following bullshit:Posting rare MP3s
"HEY LOOK AT THIS ULTRA RARE RECORD I FOUND - YES I -ME- I FOUND IT AND I
AM SHARING IT WITH YOU ON MY BLOG BECAUSE I AM A PROFESSOR OF COSMIC MUSIC
ARCHEAOLOGY AND i also have SUPER TASTE (and a recordplayer) Well hooray!
that is really great, because you were probably listening to 2 step garage or
playing drums in a COLLEGE ROCK band 3 years ago before you read about
this new ultra hip cosmic thing.
And what is all this shit with these talentless fucks getting credit for
discovering tracks?????????Make stupid old pop songs into cosmic classics:
If you can't find a super rare record you can make everything cosmic: some
TOP 40 Phill Collins, Chris Rea B-side tracks from 1981.....if it has a
drummachine, some synths, if you pitch it down...YEAH ITS TOTALLY COSMIC!
Wait...you can even make an EDIT of it!!! (See below...The next level of a
Cosmic hipster)
The worst example of a crap-old top-40 number-1 hit made a cosmic-classic
ever must be NOVA - AURORA...that song makes you puke!!!Stupid interviews with nobody cosmic DJs:
What can you do to make your fucking stupid cosmic site/blog stand out,
yes an exclusive interview !
And you stupid fuck can't interview Baldelli for the 2000th time and all
the rest of these cosmic legends died from drug overdose so who can you
interivew????.......another cosmic hipster idiot DJ! Yes another fucking
lame ass like you that doesn't know shit about cosmic, another wanker that
was in some stupid alternative college rock band 3 years ago and now
thinks he is the PROFESSOR OF COSMIC MUSIC.this how such an interview usually goes:
Q so hey...,how did you start DJing cosmic...dude?
A: welllll when i was a young kid I started experimenting with tape decks
and recording sounds and my parents record collection BLAHBLAHBLAHABALAWell you get the picture...just pure piss ass cliche crap!!!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwnnnThe next level of a Cosmic hipster:
Cosmic hipsters are talentless fucks that are too lazy and too dumb to
make their own music. So what they do is make the lowest of the lowest
form of music: EDITS. yes edits..they take an old record, or usually they
just download an MP3...and start rearranging parts of it in a sound edit
program.
Most of the time they use the excuse of that it will make the track better
for dancing and mixing....
Maybe you should realize that if you can't mix it in the original version
you are probably a shit-ass DJ in the first place!If that is not stupid enough already, the next level of lameness is to
claim their name to the edit (and song) and sometimes just not even
mentioning the original artist.-so DJ Lame-ass downloaded an MP3 of a track called Bondabobo - Blue Moon
Ocean:so BONDABOBO (that would be the band name) - "BLUE MOON OCEAN" (that would
be the title of the track) becomes BLUE MOON OCEAN (DJ LAME-ASS EDIT)or even worse they hussle the name around...to be extra mysterious or just
to be extra...tadddaaa "COSMIC"...it becomes something like:OCEAN BLUES (DJ LAME-ASS DEEP MOON EDIT)...
If this ain't too emberassing enough already they can take it a step
further even...They can release their edit on a BOOTLEG vinyl record...yes they steal and
edit a track, claim its theirs and then fucking release it on a vinyl
bootleg to get ultra self-satisfaction and prove they are the ultmate
egocentric pricks! Ofcourse most people are stupid and actually think they
made the music on the record and that they are actually TALENTED....but
its all just LIES AND A BIG FACADE!and that is what COSMIC MUSIC is....a giant bunch of facade bullshit so
these fake untalented drugmuppets can pretend they are something hot...Col. Norbert
Where is Colonel Norbert now???
i am getting fed up with all this cosmic bullshit, first of all because
nobody really knows what the hell cosmic is in the first place...Except for me. yes because I know.... Cosmic is the predecessor of
GOA & PSY TRANCE...yes thats right you fucking dumb-ass cosmic hipster,
I bet you didn't know that! Just listen to a shit band like Sphongle...
pitched down slow goa trance chill out music for drugmuppets...
what does it sound like? Yes like your stupid COSMIC crap!
So what do you get when you speed up Cosmic...yes PSYTRANCE!!!The worst thing is that all these drugmuppet hipster kids think they
KNOW everything about COSMIC music and start throwing their own cosmic
parties(either in L.A or London most of the time!) and most stupidest
of all start COSMIC blogs. Full of cosmic bullshit and cosmic facts.
They make them so they can show off their stupid COSMIC knowledge....
and hopefully become cosmic superstar DJ's (fat chance!!!).
Most of the time it consists of the following bullshit:Posting rare MP3s
"HEY LOOK AT THIS ULTRA RARE RECORD I FOUND - YES I -ME- I FOUND IT AND I
AM SHARING IT WITH YOU ON MY BLOG BECAUSE I AM A PROFESSOR OF COSMIC MUSIC
ARCHEAOLOGY AND i also have SUPER TASTE (and a recordplayer) Well hooray!
that is really great, because you were probably listening to 2 step garage or
playing drums in a COLLEGE ROCK band 3 years ago before you read about
this new ultra hip cosmic thing.
And what is all this shit with these talentless fucks getting credit for
discovering tracks?????????Make stupid old pop songs into cosmic classics:
If you can't find a super rare record you can make everything cosmic: some
TOP 40 Phill Collins, Chris Rea B-side tracks from 1981.....if it has a
drummachine, some synths, if you pitch it down...YEAH ITS TOTALLY COSMIC!
Wait...you can even make an EDIT of it!!! (See below...The next level of a
Cosmic hipster)
The worst example of a crap-old top-40 number-1 hit made a cosmic-classic
ever must be NOVA - AURORA...that song makes you puke!!!Stupid interviews with nobody cosmic DJs:
What can you do to make your fucking stupid cosmic site/blog stand out,
yes an exclusive interview !
And you stupid fuck can't interview Baldelli for the 2000th time and all
the rest of these cosmic legends died from drug overdose so who can you
interivew????.......another cosmic hipster idiot DJ! Yes another fucking
lame ass like you that doesn't know shit about cosmic, another wanker that
was in some stupid alternative college rock band 3 years ago and now
thinks he is the PROFESSOR OF COSMIC MUSIC.this how such an interview usually goes:
Q so hey...,how did you start DJing cosmic...dude?
A: welllll when i was a young kid I started experimenting with tape decks
and recording sounds and my parents record collection BLAHBLAHBLAHABALAWell you get the picture...just pure piss ass cliche crap!!!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwnnnThe next level of a Cosmic hipster:
Cosmic hipsters are talentless fucks that are too lazy and too dumb to
make their own music. So what they do is make the lowest of the lowest
form of music: EDITS. yes edits..they take an old record, or usually they
just download an MP3...and start rearranging parts of it in a sound edit
program.
Most of the time they use the excuse of that it will make the track better
for dancing and mixing....
Maybe you should realize that if you can't mix it in the original version
you are probably a shit-ass DJ in the first place!If that is not stupid enough already, the next level of lameness is to
claim their name to the edit (and song) and sometimes just not even
mentioning the original artist.-so DJ Lame-ass downloaded an MP3 of a track called Bondabobo - Blue Moon
Ocean:so BONDABOBO (that would be the band name) - "BLUE MOON OCEAN" (that would
be the title of the track) becomes BLUE MOON OCEAN (DJ LAME-ASS EDIT)or even worse they hussle the name around...to be extra mysterious or just
to be extra...tadddaaa "COSMIC"...it becomes something like:OCEAN BLUES (DJ LAME-ASS DEEP MOON EDIT)...
If this ain't too emberassing enough already they can take it a step
further even...They can release their edit on a BOOTLEG vinyl record...yes they steal and
edit a track, claim its theirs and then fucking release it on a vinyl
bootleg to get ultra self-satisfaction and prove they are the ultmate
egocentric pricks! Ofcourse most people are stupid and actually think they
made the music on the record and that they are actually TALENTED....but
its all just LIES AND A BIG FACADE!and that is what COSMIC MUSIC is....a giant bunch of facade bullshit so
these fake untalented drugmuppets can pretend they are something hot...Col. Norbert
on that note: i think this shop is a couple of years too late for the kotsmik trend.
or maybe they can just rename their shop when a new hype arrives (rather two years after):
thisshitissoundertheradarnobodywilleverknowaboutitdudes.com
why do i get quoted?
i just made a joke.. touchy??
nice, where is it from?
i am sure nobody will agree with it, because he's talking about loude, tako and albion :> ohh yeah forgot flamming dalum (where is he?not carin about community anymore?);<
If that is not stupid enough already, the next level of lameness is to
claim their name to the edit (and song) and sometimes just not even
mentioning the original artist.
so true
Col. Norbert is my new hero
It was on some blog a year ago (Can't find it now) or something and in the GD blog comments
your number 1 music blog : D
so it is, it is my all-time favorite. allways updated, never boring
They can release their edit on a BOOTLEG vinyl record...yes they steal and
edit a track, claim its theirs and then fucking release it on a vinyl
bootleg to get ultra self-satisfaction and prove they are the ultmate
egocentric pricks! Ofcourse most people are stupid and actually think they
made the music on the record and that they are actually TALENTED....but
its all just LIES AND A BIG FACADE!
ahaha, this guys kicks ass. 100% truth right there. I'm sure the good Colonel would be equally outraged that these guys also put shit on beatport and other digital distros, bypassing even the "limited edition" facade. Its the logical conclusion of this secrets bullshit. For the love of the music my ass.
PS-DiscoRockMachine, you sound upset?
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