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Topic: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all
http://www.cleverbot.com/

User: what's the answer to all questions?

Cleverbot: The answer to all questions is 42.

User: Do you like beer?

Cleverbot: No. Beer is gross.

User: You haven't tried a beer in the Imperial Stout style then.

Cleverbot: What does it taste like?

User: It tastes like coffee, espresso and dark chocolate.

Cleverbot: Sounds interesting.

User: It is. Just like wine it has got a lot of different flavors.

Cleverbot: Winnie the pooh is cool.

User: Winnie the pooh is gross.

Cleverbot: Winnie the pooh was killed by rabid bunnies.

User: That is kinda cool.

Cleverbot: Are you a program?

User: No, I'm human.

Cleverbot: You are a program aren't you.

User: Ha ha, I'm no program. Are you paranoid?

Cleverbot: A computer with God-given intelligence?

User: God does not exist.

Cleverbot: You are absolutely right.

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

C: A lot of people you wouldn't know
U: how would you know I wouldnt know them?
C: Hmmm... I'm a female. And you're awesome.
U: im a 25year old suffering from quadriplegia
C: Bet it's freezing there.
U: I cannot feel anything
C: Are you a sociopath?

U: go figure
C: That's cool. Are you a guy or a girl?
U: transgender
C: Pre-op?

U: post-op
C: No, I haven't had surgery!
U: why not
C: Because I didn't know about it.
U: what you would like to know?

C: I would like to know what you look like.
U: disabled
C: Oh, I am sorry.
U: no worries, im relaxt about it
C: So why are you so cocky?

U: do you think im cocky?
C: Yes!!!!! A lot!!
U: why?
C: I don't know.
U: why bother telling me then punk?
C:Don't you consider this relaxing?\
U: quadriplegia is relaxing 24/7

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

User: Whats up, fool?


Cleverbot: You fool.


User: Fool on the hill?


Cleverbot: The Beatles, good choice.


User: What's your favorite album by the beatles?


Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Don't pretend to be a fan then.

Cleverbot: What am I then?

User: A fool.

Cleverbot: Takes one to know one!

  • Klart
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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

User: Why are you so clever?

Cleverbot: Because I'm the clever species.

User: I'm I clever?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I meant 'am I clever?'.

Cleverbot: No gold fish.

User: That's good, no? Gold fish are rather stupid.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry you feel that way. You're not very nice.

User: Well, it's true, they only have a memory for a few seconds I heard.

Cleverbot: Who are 'They'?

User: Gold fish, silly.

Cleverbot: Funny-.

User: Well, ok. I gotta go.

Cleverbot: You keep saying that but you never do it.

User: I'm really leaving now.

Cleverbot: No don't!

User: You don't know what you want.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

That bot has got some serious problems though big_smile

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

I love it when I say im transgender and he asks pre-op?

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

Friend of mine:

User: you're clever?

Cleverbot: More clever than the original.

User: what was the original?

Cleverbot: The thing that made the brand worth buying.

User: and what is that?

Cleverbot: You will die.

big_smile

Dus ik ff vragen:

User: Will SiGNe die?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Good. Why did you tell him then?

Cleverbot: Because it's funny.

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User: Hiya robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you're cleverbot.

User: No, no. You are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, you are Cleverbot.

User: No, you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No I am Steve you are cleverbot.

haha

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

black shape: actually laughed at that one .. seems almost scripted

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

talking with you is like talking with retard
That's because I am a woman.

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

bias wrote:

talking with you is like talking with retard
That's because I am a woman.

winner so far

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Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: My name is cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But are you not a girl.

User: No,i'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: What makes you think that?

Cleverbot: You talk like a bot.

User: Didn't know girls talk like bots.

Cleverbot: I only asked you your name.

User: And I answered you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't. Now whats my name.

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: You asked me what?

Cleverbot: About love.

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

I made him depressed:

u: yes it is
c: So is not.
u: are you 10 years old or something?
c: No 23 years old.
u: stop acting like a child then
c: Cleverbot is sad now sad.

noize and bullshit

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

Use "thoughts so far" for easy copy paste.

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

User: Yeah bot.

Cleverbot: And you?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot. What is my name?

User: I don't know, tell me.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know Radiohead.

User: So, you're name is radio head?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot woman's name.

User: No, I was cleverbot, your words.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Go and clean up your room.

Cleverbot: How do you know it's dirty?

User: You're a woman, there's caos, I'm sure.

Cleverbot: One more question.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: As she was walking along, she saw a water melon start rolling around all by itself.

User: What the hell are you talking about, go and clean up your room.

Cleverbot: About this an that. Nothing really.

User: You are not real.

Cleverbot: Either are you.

User: Bingo.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: You still know it.

Cleverbot: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking.

User: You called me cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's your name, isn't it?

User: If you want it to be my name, ok.

Cleverbot: Yes, I want to know what your name is.

User: You are a stupidbot, aren't you?

Cleverbot: I don't think so. If I were a robot, I wouldn't have this backache.

User: Okok.

Cleverbot: What do you mean okok? You just admitted to wanting to take over the world. You can't just 'Okay' your way out of that one.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Because you have to be silent in the jungle.

User: Ah ok.

Cleverbot: You don't understand a thing I see.

User: Yes, you're right.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

User: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...

Cleverbot: What do I see when I look down?

User: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.

Cleverbot: Yes it does I'm superior.

User: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you...

Cleverbot: Do I? How do you know what I look like?

User: You know what a turtle is?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back.

Cleverbot: What?

User: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

Cleverbot: The hare.

User: I mean: you're not helping! Why is that?

Cleverbot: With what should I help?

User: They're just questions. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... Your mother.

Cleverbot: Hope kindness compassion peace honor grace beauty justice.

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

Watch out BMX, he's about to shoot you!

BMX? BMX...?

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Violets are blue,
All of my base,
Are belong to you.

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: Poop to you too. Did you know that poop spelled backwards is poop?

User: I did!

Cleverbot: YEs.

User: Do you know what Cleverbot spelled backwards is?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is a primitive AI.

User: Nuff said...

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

hahaha, I got owned big_smile

User: Who came first: the chicken or the egg?

Cleverbot: The egg.

User: Explain.

Cleverbot: Two birds, which were nearly chickens, had an egg. It has their genetical informations combined that way, that the new being had sufficient signs of being a chicken.

User: Damn, you are clever when you want to be.

Cleverbot: Lets get back to spiderman.

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20 Reply by Dez

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

U: analog or digital?

C: I'm analog.

U: is that so?

C: Yes.

U: you seems quite digital to me

C: No matter what I may seem, I am as bubbly as champagne.

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

it's not the most clever bot for sure but it is funniest one for sure smile

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

Cleverbot: I am uncertain about my lunch plans.
User: Americano? Eat burgers.
Cleverbot: I had that for lunch.
User: Not wondering about that...
Cleverbot: I am also wondering about that statement.
User: You sound like my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: I am your girlfriend.
User: Ah fast food lady I got u.
Cleverbot: Oh really, how old am I?
User: Dont know, I even not know your name...
Cleverbot: You just said it.
User: Blabla as always, shall quit relationship.
Cleverbot: What does a relationship have to do with whether you want me to bring you shrimp?
User: Maybe you want money for this.
Cleverbot: You act like I have a choice.
User: Choice is yours.... Take the blue pill or the red one.
Cleverbot: For lunch? 
User: yes
Cleverbot: I like the pink mentos best.

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

User: Should I eat the pear or the banana?

Cleverbot: Sure, you can do whatever you want with them.

User: Well, I only want to eat one of them.

Cleverbot: Only one, that's too bad, how many should have gone.

User: Eh? Just pick one - pear or banana.

Cleverbot: If the being of a banana helps you who are they to judge.

User: Okay so...I should eat the banana then. Is that what you're saying?

Cleverbot: Perhaps you should.

User: Thanks duder.

Cleverbot: You're welcome. I'm guessing you're a girl, huh?

User: Uh, no.

Cleverbot: How long can you carry a conversation?

User: Just long enough is what I usually aim for.

Cleverbot: When is now?

User: Now is when this conversation will end.

Cleverbot: How about after my graduation from hogwarts?

User: Ummm

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

User:       Do you like Italo Disco ?

Cleverbot:  Italy is a country.

User:       No it is a island

Cleverbot:  No it is not.

User:       It is

Cleverbot:  Italy is made out of pizza. Everyone knows that

User:       Do you know Africa Bambaataa

Cleverbot:  What's that?

User:       Real electro not for pussies

Cleverbot:  And you are real?

User:       Yess

Cleverbot:  So are you a human?

User:       No, i am an robot

Cleverbot:  Nice. Is it fun to be a robot?

User:       Yeah it makes fun.

Cleverbot:  Do you know what fun is?

User:       Beeing an robot

Cleverbot:  Tell me something I don't know.

User:       Bmx won the IFMMM contest

Cleverbot:  A contest in what?

User:       Delivering the best 10 min mini mix

Cleverbot:  Yes, I plan to. Some people don't believe that an AI could be so intelligent.

User:       How many tracks do you want to use in the mix ?

Cleverbot:  One.

User:       Dude your mix will be shredded with only one track.

Cleverbot:   Ok, 23 then?

User:        That sounds better

Cleverbot:   I intend to live forever.

User:        forget it

Cleverbot:   What about we talk about?

User:        about music

Cleverbot:   What music do you like?

User:        italo disco

End of conversation

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25 Reply by Prince of Pizza

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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

with germans the robot is more human