sasha has a 2nd hand warehouse in southern italy. Its hidden behind a maze of rose bushes of varying height and depth. If you feel like you can handle the thorns of Amascus to retrieve the golden cd of trance, you must first ask the Rabbit of Cocoondoo, his favourite song. If he answers favourably, you will be transferred to the next level of Euphoria. Once here, the Bull Head of Trinidad will ask you three questions. First he will ask your name, then he will ask your age, then he will ask a question that is so utterly ridiculous, you will believe it is a trick... it is not. Once you have answered all three questions correctly you will gain passage to the Roots. Be wary traveller as the roots are dark, sorcerus and full such mystery that even Merlin cannot understand. You will be challenged to a CDJ battle with the the Dark Knight (Tiesto). I advise you to carry your best Coldplay remix. If you are lucky enough to pass this battle, you will then be challended to a dance off with the Techno Viking... be careful, his out of step timing and off beat turns are designed to disorientate a tired trance hunter. If you can, by the smallest chance, pass these tests, you will be allowed to ascend to the heavenly plains of sashas 2nd hand warehouse.
Its total shite though.