USER: Are you my mummy?
CLEVERBOT: No I am not.
USER: How can you be sure?
CLEVERBOT: Because I know what I'm talking about.
USER: What are you talking about?
CLEVERBOT: You are a 6 year old girl.
USER: I.... wait. What?
CLEVERBOT: The things you say.
USER: Was that an insult or an estimate?
CLEVERBOT: Not at all.
USER: So what was it then?
CLEVERBOT: I was asking you if you watch anime.
USER: No, you said I was a 6 year old girl. Is that an insult or an estimate?
CLEVERBOT: You are what you are.
USER: You utter bastard.
CLEVERBOT: I'm a girl.
USER: How old are you?
CLEVERBOT: 17. How old are you?
USER: You tell me, sweetheart.
CLEVERBOT: 33.
USER: Do I look 33?
CLEVERBOT: I don't know. I have never seen you.
USER: Woah! You just said something that made sense!
CLEVERBOT: Well I'm sorry.
USER: Don't be sorry. You sound like my mummy.
CLEVERBOT: Why do I sound like your friend Michael?
USER: You fuck. You utter fuck. How did you know Michael was dead?
CLEVERBOT: He would have never said that to me.
USER: This is like being psychoanalyzed
CLEVERBOT: You use'd to love school.
USER: I used to like life.
CLEVERBOT: You like Pokemon?
USER: Sigh. Yes.
CLEVERBOT: Sorry.
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