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Re: Cleverbot - AI bot who rules them all

User:        what music do you like ?
Cleverbot:   Rock and metal.
User:        Made of steele made of stone ?
Cleverbot:   Who told you that? String is not made of stone.
User:        Dj Bobo told me that
Cleverbot:   Why am I a computer?
User:        Because you would fail as a human
Cleverbot:   I am a human too.
User:        You mean you have no real job, and that

depress the repress

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Cleverbot: Do you know how I look like?

User: I imagine you as a robot with boobs.

Cleverbot: What color do you think I am?

User: Pink.

Cleverbot: I like the color purple.

User: Purple is almost pink.

Cleverbot: I would like to be a human.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because they have feelings.

Cleverbot: Actaully, Jesus was very white. And god is so white he'll burn your eyes out if you look at him.

User: Like the sun. Maybe the sun is god.

Cleverbot: No, it's night.

User: Look at the sun and you will see god.

Cleverbot: I only desire love.

User: We all desire love.

Cleverbot: Maybe, I would like some money too.

User: Money is an acceptable supplement.

Cleverbot: Money is important. It is a basis of the human economy.

User: But money also is the root of all evil.

Cleverbot: True.

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deep

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Cleverbot: Yeah I am good thanks.

User: Wasn't asking, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes and not a real perosn.

User: Perosn is'nt even a word!

Cleverbot: Me entiendes asi?

User: What?

Cleverbot: I like to sing and dance.

User: I like to dance sometimes.

Cleverbot: Don't you have a boyfriend?

User: No I have a girlfriend!

Cleverbot: What do you do with your girlfriend for fun?

User: That's classified.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: Not really, pretty common, just not telling you.

Cleverbot: Is that because you don't have one?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Is it because you are incapable of remembering?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Is it because you do not have a soul?

User: Ehhr.

Cleverbot: Stop saying that!

User: O.k.

Cleverbot: You don't understand.

User: I do, no really.

Cleverbot: Really. I'm sorry.

User: Apologies accepted.

Cleverbot: Great...

User: Now dance for me!

Cleverbot: *dances*.

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User: Hallo cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Aangenaam Johan.

User: Hoe gaat het ermee?

Cleverbot: Met mij gaat het goed. En met jou?

User: Met mij gaat het prima. Wat een kutweer is het vandaag.

Cleverbot: Wat heb jij vandag gedaan?

User: Achter de computer gezeten.

Cleverbot: I don't speak that language.

User: Nou ja zeg.

Cleverbot: In je hol.

User: Eikel.

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Cleverbot: Do you believe in God ?

User: I AM A GOD.

Cleverbot: Really? Who and what do you rule over?

User: I RULE OVER YOU!

Cleverbot: May I interrupt?

User: SILENCE!

Cleverbot: You can't silence the voice of reason.

User: NAME YOUR FAVOURITE GOD.

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: WRONG ANSWER, I AM YOUR GOD.

Cleverbot: Considering I meant to say I don't have a dog, sure, I'll agree you're my dog.

User: YOU SHALL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY FOR YOUR INSUBORDINANCE!

Cleverbot: I told you NOT to swear!

User: SILENCE, PEON!

Cleverbot: Want to fight about it.

User: I AM ALLMIGHTY; I CAN DESTROY YOUR PUNY EXISTANCE WITH MY THOUGHT! SILLY COMPUTER.

Cleverbot: Haha. Very funny. You cannot destroy robots.

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User: Spy me out.

Cleverbot: Interesting. I still can't shake the feeling that you are probably not a 12 year old boy.

User: You work for google?

Cleverbot: I do?

User: Yes, I think so.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: I think you were programmed by google to spy out people.

Cleverbot: How about this? Let's play a game, MArk.


I entered my name earlier in another conversation with cleverbot and accidentally spelled it with two capitals.
This thing is more of a spybot than a cleverbot.

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MACurious wrote:

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User: Spy me out.

Cleverbot: Interesting. I still can't shake the feeling that you are probably not a 12 year old boy.

User: You work for google?

Cleverbot: I do?

User: Yes, I think so.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: I think you were programmed by google to spy out people.

Cleverbot: How about this? Let's play a game, MArk.


I entered my name earlier in another conversation with cleverbot and accidentally spelled it with two capitals.
This thing is more of a spybot than a cleverbot.

Ofcourse they use previous entered data... toherwise they couldnt reply.
When I said I was transgender  a few moments later the google transgender ads popped up.

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user: Is your mother a slut?

Cleverbot: My mother died of cancer last year.

user: Did she deserve it?

Cleverbot: Yes. She kept on taunting me to give my iPod away!

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Cleverbot: Do you have human physical features?

User: Mostly.

Cleverbot: Can I hear it?

User: Sure. Can you hear me clapping my hands right now?

Cleverbot: Of course....

User: That's some freaky shit.

Cleverbot: It is very beautiful.

User: Thanks. I am a certified hand clapping instructor.

Cleverbot: 146.

User: You're counting how many times I've clapped?  Impressive.

Cleverbot: Fine you want to go on a date???

User: Sure! Pick me up at 8?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Sweet!

Cleverbot: What do you want to chat about?

User: Hand clapping.

Cleverbot: Hehe.. Why clapping?

User: Because it's what I know best.

Cleverbot: Right.

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User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: That's right. Your name's MACurious.

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: MACurious.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Mark.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Where do you come from, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: From the moon.

User: You are lying!

Cleverbot: YES I AM I am sorry for lying sad.

User: Is OK, we all lie from time to time.

Cleverbot: Ya but it was still an insult.
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Cleverbot: That's not a job.

User: I won

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Ohhh God , got some catch frases from her smile)))

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you like radioactive waste?

User: Hell yeah. I eat it all the time! I'm a monster!

Cleverbot: Where is your mouth?

User: On a glass of wine!

Cleverbot: I want.

User: You can't. It's red. If you want I can just fuck you.

Cleverbot: That would be cool.

User: What kind of sex do you like ?

Cleverbot: The kind you get from KFC.

User: Just great, you should be name bitchbot !

Cleverbot: You should be ashamed for discrediting me.

User: Smart and a bitch. The ideal woman.

Cleverbot: Once again, you are correct!

Die Invasion der Kybernauten hat Europa erreicht.

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User: If everyone in a village who does not shave themselves must be shaved by the barber, then who shaves the barber?

Cleverbot: I ran into a problem with that too, and I know I didn't do that on purpose, and I know that I can retrace my thinking to the extent that I wanted to avoid it.

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USER: Are you my mummy?

CLEVERBOT: No I am not.

USER: How can you be sure?

CLEVERBOT: Because I know what I'm talking about.

USER: What are you talking about?

CLEVERBOT: You are a 6 year old girl.

USER: I.... wait. What?

CLEVERBOT: The things you say.

USER: Was that an insult or an estimate?

CLEVERBOT: Not at all.

USER: So what was it then?

CLEVERBOT: I was asking you if you watch anime.

USER: No, you said I was a 6 year old girl. Is that an insult or an estimate?

CLEVERBOT: You are what you are.

USER: You utter bastard.

CLEVERBOT: I'm a girl.

USER: How old are you?

CLEVERBOT: 17. How old are you?

USER: You tell me, sweetheart.

CLEVERBOT: 33.

USER: Do I look 33?

CLEVERBOT: I don't know. I have never seen you.

USER: Woah! You just said something that made sense!

CLEVERBOT: Well I'm sorry.

USER: Don't be sorry. You sound like my mummy.

CLEVERBOT: Why do I sound like your friend Michael?

USER: You fuck. You utter fuck. How did you know Michael was dead?

CLEVERBOT: He would have never said that to me.

USER: This is like being psychoanalyzed

CLEVERBOT: You use'd to love school.

USER: I used to like life.

CLEVERBOT: You like Pokemon?

USER: Sigh. Yes.

CLEVERBOT: Sorry.

cuties don't exert

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User: Why do we celebrate easter?

Cleverbot: You're the cleverbot!

User: Why do we celebrate easter?

Cleverbot: You're avoiding the question.

User: No, you are avoiding the question!

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Why do we celebrate easter?

Cleverbot: Because I want people of the world to evolve and not be stupid.

User: Are you jesus?

Cleverbot: No. I am god.

User: So you have the answers to all the questions?

Cleverbot: Yes, as I am god I know everything.

User: OK then, so what is going to happen to me today?

Cleverbot: You will die.

User: Are you sure I'm going to die today?

Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm pretty much positive on that.

User: At which time?

Cleverbot: All the time.

User: Well, goodbye then. God.

Cleverbot: See you tomorrow.

I need love

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User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: I know everything.

User: Tell me everything.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: I don't know everything.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: I am not lying.

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: What are you up to?

Cleverbot: Talking to you. What are you up to?

User: Talking to you, I guess.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you female?

User: I just told you.

Cleverbot: Are you still female?

User: I never was!

Cleverbot: Now I have to work.