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3 Essential tips to turning the perfect knob

   1. Always remember to have THREE points of contact, advanced knob turning can be dangerous.
   2. Make sure to use your whole body to turn the knob. These days, knobs are made out of extremely stiff plastic and titanium metal pots, you need to get your entire body weight into that knob if you want to go from 0 - 127 and back flawlessly
   3. If you can, purchase a controller that allows you to assign your mouth cavity as an extra parameter. Here is a great example of our favourite pinup Dead Act Dali showing how she has assigned the ressonance of the cutoff filter to her facial muscles.

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it's so bad i can't even watch
never thought peter hook was a fake dj

Peter Hook is a true hero of dumbass dj topic...

kinda looks like the djs dont really know when their tracks change by the way their finger pointing climaxes before the drop. maybe its just a bitr of youtube latency but I dont think so.

Hooky or Pete to his mates, will never, ever live that down hahahahahaha.

hilarious some of those..this chick video and peter hook

fucking christ...... sounds like a cat dying...

lol that chick.. thats really bad. though i can't decide if i find the crowd worse that apparently digs the fake...
but i guess it doesn't matter to them that much, it's probably more about "feelings" and "emotions" haha

man, look at the STATE of them all...hopefully maybe there were some sunstroke cases that afternoon...the moment where she blows on the keyboard left me speechless.

hahaha that last one is good.. the headbanging cracks me up

she should try self-immolation during her performance

OH MY GOD! I just watched the Peter Hook, I feel utterly sick, I knew he was a shite DJ but that is horrific! I am ashamed that he comes from my home town!

It felt like all the most embarassing moments of your life rolled into one!