Drugs tests at work

weeds the longest. can be as much as 30-60 days
everything else is usually cleared your system in 3-4 days apart from heroin which takes 2

I checked this shit a while ago cause I can be 'randomly' tested in my work.

ill try and find the link

found it:

slightly out by the weed haha and heroin... dont listen to me, listen to wiki

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_test

haha, in a wee sandwich bag.

but do not the classic and let a pregnant women piss for you

well sir, unfortunately we can't offer you a job. but on the plus side...

just tell them outright you've been smoking it up lately. chances are the people interviewing you have also and will say it's ok. or, maybe not...

i think theres some detox-/ purification tea, that might help. should be gettable in every drugstore. drink a lot. dont know how long it takes though. best is, tell the druggist (or even your doc) what you need and why and ask him what he recommends.
ah yeah, and better not take anything till after the test (but that should go without saying, no?).

yeah i think those detox teas and such work really well from various people i have talked to that deal with the gov't around here. but zora's right, talk to the pharmacist and ask them.

if you like partying it up though, that job sounds like you are going to have tons of random checks so if it's going to cause you to constantly be worried and stressed, might not be worth it.

all else fails, follow lucio's advice.

you could also try the passive smoking route, it routinely works for snowboarders in the winter olympics
passive snorting might be a bit more difficult though.

what kind of job are you going for with a defence contractor might i ask?

uuh..yeah thats what i was thinking.....either i bite the bullet & change my entire way of life(which hasn't changed all that much in 14years).

sad, that you cant find a challenging, interesting job...and not indulge in the odd spliff(im not even a heavy smoker, at wkends....and only maybe once a month anything stronger)

@byron as for the job....it's an enviromental test technician, I only have a sketchy job description to go by(its all very secretive)..but it involves becoming qualified a radiographer, dynamic testing vibration/shock , accelerometer use..at a guess, it could be testing storage & transportation vessels for munitions(or other volatile substances), smth..i really don';t knw exact details.

anyway, thanks all for the input.....i didn't get the job by along shot, there is probly a million applicants

im still in a really confused state of mind..maybe this isn;t the right thing for someone like me.

but what is then?

remind me of my bording school: an english guy had special pills to clean the urin. Don't know if it was working, i never took the risk: clean urin from another guy was better

no way, he has acid in his bones

Do you guys have this gatorade stuff called redi-clean over there? It works, just don't use the x-tra strength because it dilutes your sample, which could result in additional screening, which was how I ended up having to take a hair test.

There is a work around too, if you use a detox product, take creatine with it, it will make it so that sample isn't diluted.

Don't use other people's urine! There are ways they can test for that too. It's easy to tell if it's kid's pee vs. adult pee, and woman vs. man (hormones).