Cyberspace Gems

Even though it's a meme, I like the chunky drums and vocal choir on this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJemIt4r0pA

https://youtu.be/mKSk-3yiVx0?si=hJymhoEQxXq56x5m

@Coae I think you maybe inhabit different corners of the internet than I do

Lil Louis - French Kiss - 1989 is the OG
https://youtu.be/3Y8w2W1uy2A?si=8TDjhXkT6kyYY7mk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EmGg8351xk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JoYzD_jXtA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW1nmz0vk7g

The Black Piste

SNOW CANNONS HAVE SPOKEN
THE SLOPE LAYS BLANK LIKE A NEWLY POLISHED FLOOR
DURING ICE-COLD NORDIC WINTER
RITUAL SKIING TAKE TAKES PLACE
AROUND MIDNIGHT 12AM

KNIFE-SHARP SKI POLE IS RAISED
IN THE MIDST OF WINTER SPACE
PIERCING THE BODY OF A CHRISTIAN SKI STAFF
IN TRIUMPH WE ADJUST OUR SKI BOOTS
WEAK BLOOD COLORS ETERNAL SNOW
IN THE SILENCE AT THE MOUNTAIN TOPS OF ÅRE

WITHOUT ANY FEAR AND IN SILENT CONTEMPT AGAINST GOD
I RUSH DOWN THE SLOPES
SKI GOGGLES ON
I'M READY FOR BATTLE
WEARING A DARK THRONE HAT AND KNITTED GLOVES

FATHER... SATAN... GUIDE ME THROUGH THE SLALOM GATE
TO... VICTORY... IN THE ONE TRUE WINTER SPORT

SOULS OF BLASPHEMY
HEAR A HAUNTING CHANT
IN THE DARK OF THE DOWNHILL SLOPE
NO FOOL WILL SURVIVE
NO JESUS CHRIST... IN OUR BLACK PISTE
NO JESUS CHRIST... IN OUR BLACK PISTE

BLACK... PISTE... BAPTIZE MY BODY IN SNOW AND BLASPHEMY
BLACK... PISTE... LEAD MY SOUL TO ETERNAL AFTER-SKI

THIS PAGAN WINTER
KEPT FOR THE OBSCURE (ONES)
NO OFF-PISTE IS TOO DIFFICULT FOR US
NO JESUS CHRIST... IN OUR BLACK PISTE
NO JESUS CHRIST... IN OUR BLACK PISTE