Topic: Seal-on-penguin rape

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the horror yikes

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The penguin loves it

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Sealing the Deal


horrible pun there

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Would the Penguin enjoy it?

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ahahaha how could this be?

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those seals are out of control man!!!
they are rapists now, but they will be murderers one day...or even politicians...HOLY CRAP man!!!
seals are gonna rule the world man!!!

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To see that in 2008, What a pity ! Seals are Vandals !

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that seal even has a creepy rapist look in his eyes and a sleazy moustache

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They did it for the lulz

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SOS wrote:

that seal even has a creepy rapist look in his eyes and a sleazy moustache

[paranomode]Are you speaking of the seal or do you mean somebody else ?[/paranomode] big_smile

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that penguin had it coming, didnt you see how she was dressed and the way she walked?

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Good to see you made the migration, Bogo smile

14 (edited by nixxon 2008-07-10 22:00:55)

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next picture
http://img.stern.de/_content/57/73/577394/pinguin500_500.jpg

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I bet this topic is turning somebody on

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The pics on their own isn't much of a turn on... but the video... mmmmmmmmmh....

17 (edited by yoyodyne corporation 2008-07-11 02:28:37)

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A penguin is taking a road trip when his car suddenly breaks down. Luckily for him, he finds himself just down the street from a mechanic. So, he pushes his car to the shop and asks the mechanic to take a look. The mechanic tells him that it will probably take a little while to find the problem and asks him to come back in an hour.
The penguin goes over to the supermarket, buys some fish sticks and vanilla ice cream, and spends the rest of the hour hanging out in the frozen section. After the hour is up, he waddles over to the mechanic's shop.
Seeing him come in, the mechanic walks over, and wiping his hands on a rag, says, 'Looks like you've blown a seal.'
The penguin blushes, wipes his beak with his flipper and says, 'No, it's just vanilla ice cream.'

boom boom.

18 (edited by cloud9 2008-07-11 03:21:04)

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hmm now i know what scotch meant by penguin invasion. hmm

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yoyodyne corporation wrote:

A penguin is taking a road trip when his car suddenly breaks down. Luckily for him, he finds himself just down the street from a mechanic. So, he pushes his car to the shop and asks the mechanic to take a look. The mechanic tells him that it will probably take a little while to find the problem and asks him to come back in an hour.
The penguin goes over to the supermarket, buys some fish sticks and vanilla ice cream, and spends the rest of the hour hanging out in the frozen section. After the hour is up, he waddles over to the mechanic's shop.
Seeing him come in, the mechanic walks over, and wiping his hands on a rag, says, 'Looks like you've blown a seal.'
The penguin blushes, wipes his beak with his flipper and says, 'No, it's just vanilla ice cream.'

boom boom.

HAHAHAHA!! lol

The perfect matching of the joke to this thread is amazing!

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hihi good one..

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