Re: Very Embarrassing moments, or Curb Your Enthusiam in real life
i was on the way to work once, and I was chatting to my colleague about football. We were talking about the relegation worries of some team, and I said "they're going down, like a cheap crack whore"
But i said it a bit louder than intended
My friend went really red, and really quiet for the rest of the journey.
When we got to work he came up to me and said "I can't believe you said that, 'going down like a cheap black whore' you can't SAY those sorts of things"
But if he misheard me - every one on the bus must have misheard me - and thought i was some bigotted asshole.