I went up to Glasgow this weekend and on the way back, I was having a nice relaxing journey when this really, horribly drunk, loud American woman comes on the train. She is shouting, "IS NO ONE GOING TO GIVE ME A SEAT" everyone looks at her and collectively we all think "FUCK OFF!" So she spots the empty seat next to me and sits down.
She immediately starts being mental by shouting at people, where they are travelling from, where they are going to, why she has just ;found herself' in this beautifcul country of ours (she is shouting this). So I turn my headphones up as loud as the can go. I can see her looking at me and talking, I purelt ignore... all im after is a quiet journey, I can't be arsed with this shit.
So I went to go get a cup of tea and basically stand at the window and chill out for a bit (only about an hour and a half left until i got back to london.)
So next thing I know she comes running up the carraige with a bag shouting about where her other bag is, people are queing up to get off at Milton Keynes, she manages to find her other bag and gets off the train... next thing I know she comes running up the carraige again... but with no bags!! the doors shut for good and this bird is SCREAMING her head off, "STOP THE TRAIN". She then pulls the emergency stop and shouts at the train driver something about her baggage. The train manager comes down to speaks to her and what happened was, she got off at the wrong stop, and instead of just jumping back on the train, she leaves her bags on the platform, THEN jumps back on the train...
So the train manager, looking at her bags out the window of the locked door and clearly very pissed off with her (because later I was havin a joke with him about her and he said he had never seen anyone in his 30 years on board the trains pull the emergency stop twice in a journey (turns out she pulled it for some other stupid reason earlier)) told her the emergency stop isn't for her being an idiot, and told the driver to head off.
Queue her looking raging as her bags get further and further away from her as she shouts "this is ridculous"
hahaha, dafty